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Workshop Blues
What could be worse
than blank verse
for a bard with rhyme and rhythm in his veins
what could be more exasperating
infuriating
than to scribble-scrabble on forever
about dandelions or drains,
the weather (which isn’t getting better)
scriptures, strictures and structures
without even a single sonnet for your pains
We’ve written our ‘eads off
at workshops
and forgotten to collect ourselves when leaving
got home sans keys or keywords
all sestina’d out and grieving
substituting f-words for e-words
all in vain
Only to find that we’re back
where we started, almost broken
hearted, with a pile of empty phrases
for our troubles
feeling absolutely clueless
why we let that workshop fool us
rhyme schemes bursting in our faces
popped soap bubbles
Perhaps we should have stuck to prose
and dither over that – who knows?
© Johnmichael Simon
2009
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