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So Polite
Hello good morning, we’re polite so polite,
lovely day isn’t it, may we please have a word?
And so are we sir, more polite than polite
how can we help you? Oh please do come in
Some folks down the road say your son,
your daughter, your husband as well…
You must be mistaken, they’re not that at all
and now if you don’t mind, I’m busy right now
Look ma’am just a minute, we have here some things,
some things you should look at, your daughter, your son…
They’re liars I tell you, the scum of the earth
inspecting our garbage and reading our mail
There’s talk in the village, cross words in the street
Now listen here mister take your muddy feet out
They’re coming to get you old woman, be warned
Take your things you low bastard, get out of my house
How dare you insult me you dirty old witch
take this and take that, I’ll show you who’s boss
You’re a cheap lying devil, granddad get my gun
the battle’s begun and our honor’s at stake
Well good day to you ma’am, we’re polite, so polite
And have a good day sir, the weather’s just right
© Johnmichael Simon
2013
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