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Haiku Shmaiku
1
The famous cantor
Shmilovitch, after kiddush
burped a bass amen
2
Empty toothpaste tubes
emit most frequent burping
when held under water
3
Chinese cooks are glum
if their diners don’t make some
burping sounds of thanks
4
A quiet burp in time
saves many offensive sounds
when leaving table
5
Some birds are like burps
they wake partners in mornings
prevent sleep at night
© Johnmichael Simon
2008
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