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Glued-on Smiles

Tea or coffee, sir?

Duty free—tobacco, perfumes?

Can I help you, madam?

And now I would like to present our guest speaker Mr. Frump

I simply love your lounge furniture

Are these your grandchildren? They’re adorable

My name is Howard from the Everlasting Insurance Company

Brush your teeth with Gilbert’s Snow White toothpaste

I’m sorry, I don’t speak Italiano

Haven’t we met before somewhere?

Our candidate for Senator is…

Sorry, could you repeat that question please

And the winner of our spelling bee is..

Of course I love you darling, what a question.

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