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Fun in the Bathroom

How wonderful, oh happy day

my wife’s installed a new bidet

enabling us (if you are asking)

to do some cultural multitasking

 

The French have a phrase (which I’ve forgotten)

describing the process from top to bottom

Vive la France, I say, all power

next, there’ll be paper in the shower

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2007

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