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Confessions of an Armchair Romeo
my first sexual experience was of flowers
stamens, pollen, nectar sipping and the like
disinterest unkindled, at nine I saw our bonzo
leapfrogging a neighbor’s bitch and at
st. stephens zoo, a mountain of disgust
an elephant extracting you know what from
another’s you know, i can’t tell you the rest
jean pendelton’s sister who was our librarian
climbing a ladder to reach some top shelf book
barely distracted me except to realize how
triangles and string were called oh jesus by
butch segal who was jewish and never went
to church, but what sticks in my memory is
playing spin the bottle and then behind a
closet door inhaling this fragrance of egg sandwich
that joyce mcpherson obviously had for lunch
it took me half a century to discover porn
sites but since then quite honestly i’ve
never looked back except for watching tennis
at wimbledon, serena williams serving at
ninety miles an hour
© Johnmichael Simon
2011
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