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Childhood in Johannesburg
When we were kids in Africa
we lived beside a golf course
where players in their linen whites
whacked tiny balls down tree-lined fairways
their aim on watered greens
while brown-skinned caddies dressed
in red and blue hauled bags
of gleaming clubs and putters
searching for lost balls in mounds
of rusting leaves and ochre grasses
Between the northbound and southbound
fairways ran a polluted brook we fondly
called the golf course river, its turgid stream
of odorous water fed by concrete tunnels
on either side, some with trickles of sewage
still oozing from their gaping mouths
into the winding river
And we, fingers pinching noses, dared each
other to venture into looming darkness,
into intestines which were high enough
to swallow a ten rear old whose head
barely reached the dimly felt mysterious ceiling
Sometimes we found abandoned golf balls
in the muck, some still white and mottled
others, their skins peeling or punctured, disclosing
an interior of densely packed rubber worms
which when laboriously unwound revealed an
internal sac of liquid latex which we would stomp
on with our shoes and watch them squirting ink
like some dying cuttlefish or octopus
On the way home we stopped at Oosthuizen’s
butchery and bought a shilling’s worth of
half dry biltong and from the Rex Café next door
a handful of happy balls which were candies that
when you sucked them changed color from black
to green to red to purple down to their final
tooth-crunching sweetness on the dusty road
beside the golf course river
© Johnmichael Simon
2012
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