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Check List for Applicants

We don’t have hives or diabetes

nasty bugs and fleas that eat us


We don’t have piles or carcinoma

athletes foot or papilloma


We don’t have false teeth or pacemakers

don’t care much for undertakers


No tonsillitis, hepatitis, parasites

and mites that bite us, we’re really quite


The fittest blighters, keep off animal

fats and sugars, never fraternize with hookers


Go to gym and work out daily

take cold showers singing gaily


So we find it most surprising

that our temperatures are rising


We heeded all the doctors’ warnings

but still get feverish most mornings


Alas despite avoiding dangers

we’re victims of those climate changes

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