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Advice with a Grain of Salt
Come on. This bridge is perfectly stable.
Life isn’t all computer games you know.
When riding escalators keep your eyes on your shoes.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
take an ugly woman for your wife.
Take up to eight tablets per day.
Repeat after me – I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth.
He’s a good doggie, never bites anyone. You can pat him.
He hasn’t got a hope in hell. Vote for someone
with more experience.
One or two smokes a day won’t kill you.
© Johnmichael Simon
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