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Tea or coffee, sir?
Duty free—tobacco, perfumes?
Can I help you, madam?
And now I would like to present our guest speaker Mr. Frump
I simply love your lounge furniture
Are these your grandchildren? They’re adorable
My name is Howard from the Everlasting Insurance Company
Brush your teeth with Gilbert’s Snow White toothpaste
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Italiano
Haven’t we met before somewhere?
Our candidate for Senator is…
Sorry, could you repeat that question please
And the winner of our spelling bee is..
Of course I love you darling, what a question.
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